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Have The Bad Boys Club Already Taken Over?

Have the Bad Boys Club already taken over?

Interview with the Bad Boys Club

Interviewed by: Anna Duckworth

It has been very apparent that you all are out at ringside during at least half the matches at any given show. It would seem that you are taking over the OSWA. Is this intentional? Is there a strategy here?

Hughes

We are a brotherhood. A family. Six of the most talented human beings in the world, much less the OSWA. We decided that we need each others unbridled support in order to perform at maximum capacity at every chance. Naturally we banded together to make sure that the cream would rise to the top. And you’re witnessing the crème de la crème.

 

So you need each other to win?

Jake Hughes

No, we just like performing in front of an educated audience. The only way to ensure that we do just that, is to have the fellow members watching, with the best seat in the house.

Kit Bryson

Contrary to popular belief, it’s not lonely at the top. Every member of the Bad Boys Club is a winner, and winners surround themselves with other winners. Consider us the Club 33 of the OSWA.

You say that you are all winners. What does your newest member, Commentator Joe bring to the group?

Hughes

Joe provides the ditch diggers and can collectors a chance to comprehend the greatness that they are witnessing. He embodies our attitude and spirit; not to mention he practically runs the OSWA.

Bryson

Every great group has a mouthpiece, a “hype man”, if you will. Joe is our hype man. His unbridled support and positivity are resources we make great use of.

 

What about Marinelli? He’s the commissioner. Based on his title, he runs the OSWA.

Curtis Coleman

He doesn’t run anything. We as the Bad Boys Club don’t answer to anyone, except ourselves.

Bryson

Marinelli is too busy dealing with The Royal behind closed doors to pay attention to what’s happening right under his nose; and that’s the Bad Boys Club taking over.

 

When he does notice you, do you have something to fear based on the rules he has recently been enforcing?

Hughes

Marinelli has forced himself into situations trying to play Cowboy. There is a reason you only see cowboys in movies now. They’re extinct. Marinelli is a phony. He’s nothing more than a joke.

Bryson

What do we have to fear? We’re the 7 greatest performers this company has ever seen. The OSWA is nothing without our talents.

Percible Tobias Benson Esquire III

With my expertise in the judicial system, he should be the one with something to fear.

Hughes

Have Mercy, Percy!

 

You also just confirmed that you are “taking over,” does that mean you do have a goal? End game?

Hughes

To be the best. To hold all of the titles. To impose our will on anyone and everyone that dares to cross us.

 

All the titles? Who is after the tag team titles?

Bryson

Freebird rule, baby!

Coleman

We will not give out all our secrets.

Hughes

Any combination of the stud horses we have in our stable, babydoll!

Percy

I would advise you not to speak further on this matter, as your attorney.

Bryson

We all have our individual goals. I, for one, want to make sure Slim J is too ashamed to ever show his face in this building again, and to end Michael Manson’s career.

 

Bryson, what is your issue with Slim J and Manson? Shouldn’t you focus on one?

Hughes

One!???!!?! IT’S KIT BRYSON. Hit this journalist with some Knowledge, Kit.

Kit Bryson

My problem with Slim J is the fact that everybody thinks he’s the best. If you watch our respective matches, I’m the best technical wrestler in Georgia. Not Slim J. I’d like to show him, WHY I WRESTLE! A clue: it’s because I’m incredible at everything.

 

Jake before you said the group was going to impose your will on the OSWA. What is your will? How would you “run” the O?

Hughes

Less like an aloof jerk and more like a business man. Give the true athletes a chance to shine instead of having the pitiful excuses for wrestlers get a chance. The hottest fire forges the strongest steel. True competition is what the OSWA severely needs.

Percy

Spoken like a true champion.

Coleman

That brought tears to my eyes Jake.

 

I think many would agree with that. However, are you all the true athletes? It has been a long run of questionable wins by all members. Wouldn’t a clean win with no cheating prove that point more clearly?

Percy

Like how I pinned that savage Adrian Phillips, and became the reigning 24/7 champion?

Coleman

Just because we win doesn’t mean we cheat.

Hughes

If you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying. And furthermore, We have two Ultimate Champions, along with the current reigning and defending Corporate, Generations and 24/7 Champions. The 24/7 belt is CONSTANTLY defended. How are we NOT true athletes?

Bryson

Jake bench presses more than anybody in the OSWA, I’m the King of the Vertical, Curtis is one of the strongest strikers we’ve ever seen, Percy lifts those gavels like nobody’s business, and just look at Joe!

Coleman

Not to mention Jake is the first ever OSWA Ultimate Champion!

Hughes

I’ve seen Jaxon Carter squat 700 pounds while reading War and Peace…

Coleman

I’m a witness.

 

You don’t seem to be ones to take no for an answer, but the former Ultimate Champion Rod Boldt just turned down a match with you Jake. What do have to say about that? Does the Bad Boys Club have plans for Rod?

Coleman

He is a joke. There is one way out and that’s through Jake.

Bryson

He knows he won’t win. He’s a coward who is too worried about his legacy to accept a match with the greatest wrestler at the O.

Hughes

Simple. He is scared. His feeble frame can’t withstand the punishment a match with me creates. He wants to have a future, so he’s backing out of an unwinnable contest. Some champion he is…

Bryson

We have a plan, I would leave it at that…

Percy

Rod Boldt is a pathetic excuse for a man, and a disgrace to that championship.

 

Back to your comment about gaining all the titles. You may have two former Ultimate Champions, but no one is currently a contender.

 

Percy

Slander!

Bryson

I’d argue that we’re all contenders.

Coleman

Is she serious?

Bryson

I can’t tell…

Percy

That is an unfounded accusation, ma’am.

 

Is there a Power Rankings saying anything otherwise?

Bryson

The power rankings are written by people like Marinelli, who are clearly biased against us.

Percy

Who puts the ranking system together? Must be an absolute moron.

Hughes

Of course we have no contenders, the abhorrent OSWA rules have a number one contender for 4 months!

Coleman

Because we are winners people automatically want to see us lose. Just like people want to see Tom Brady fail. That’s how they look at us, never giving us a fair chance, because we are already winners!

Hughes

It’s a simple projection of jealousy by the Inbred fans.

 

So we have touched on Kit and Jake’s plans for the upcoming Heroes vs Villains Super-show. Curtis, rumor has it that many contenders are preparing for a tournament to face you for the Corporate Title.

 

Percy

Let those imbeciles tear each other apart and face the champion. Curtis will retain his title.

Hughes

Mark my words, nobody can go through that Corporate Tournament and make it to the finals to beat Curtis Coleman. That is just a fact. Consider it the gospel truth.

Coleman

I will defend my title against anyone, anytime. Just look what I did to Brody. I destroyed him by myself. I have no further comment.

 

Curtis, no comment? Is that because you would have to talk about Jake wrestling the match against Brody Dillinger for you?

 

Coleman

All I know is, I’m still the champ, not Brody!

Hughes

United we stand. That was a win for the Bad Boys Club, not just the Wrecking Ball himself, Curtis Coleman.

Coleman

Percy, are you taking note of the rudeness?

Percy

Let’s not get started about that hack of a competitor Brody Dillinger. And yes, I’m very close to pulling the plug on this interview.

Coleman

This interview is about the Bad Boys Club, NOT Dillinger.

 

I’m not being rude, I’m asking the questions that the OSWA fans want to know.

Hughes

All the OSWA fans want to know is when their snap card gets reloaded and if EBT will buy their Marlboros.

Percy

As their attorney, I am advising my clients to wrap up this interview.

Very well, do you gentlemen have any final thoughts?

Hughes

Here is the plain and simple fact. Curtis Coleman is the greatest OSWA Corporate Champion in history. Kit Bryson has brought a title that was once regarded as useless back to prominence. I have held the OSWA Ultimate Championship more times than anybody else in OSWA history. Jaxon Carter is one of the strongest athletes,and feared competitors in the OSWA. As well as a former Tag Team Champion and Ultimate Champion. Simply, it won’t be long til I’ll have to buy everyone Gold Plated BFF Bracelets to match all of our championship gold!

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